"Why Pregnant Women Cry Over Toast: A Scientific Breakdown"
The Tragic Tale of the Fallen Toast
It's 3 AM. You're hormonal, hungry, and emotionally compromised. Then it happens—your toast slips from your grip. Cue the waterworks.
The Science Behind the Sob
According to experts (aka every pregnant person ever), dropped toast isn't just a snack fail—it's a personal betrayal. The crunch was your emotional support system, and now it's gone.
How to React (Like a Drama Queen)
Step 1: Gasp like you've witnessed a crime. Step 2: Ugly cry. Step 3: Blame the universe. Bonus: Film it for TikTok clout.
Real-Life Testimonials
"I mourned that toast harder than my ex." – @PreggoAndPissed
"5-second rule? More like 5-hour grief cycle." – @HungryAndHormonal
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