When Netflix Betrays Your Eardrums
The Struggle Is Too Real
You're scrolling Netflix, vibing in silence, when—BAM!—the auto-play trailer hits like a sonic boom. Why, Netflix? Why must you assault our ears like this?
The Panic Moment
We’ve all been there: scrambling for the remote like it’s a life-or-death situation. Spoiler: It is.
Netflix’s Evil Plot
Scientists confirm: Netflix secretly works with your neighbors to embarrass you at 2 AM.
How to Survive
Step 1: Mute your TV. Step 2: Pray. Step 3: Repeat forever.