02 Aug 2025

When Netflix Betrays Your Eardrums

The Struggle Is Too Real

You're scrolling Netflix, vibing in silence, when—BAM!—the auto-play trailer hits like a sonic boom. Why, Netflix? Why must you assault our ears like this?

The Panic Moment

We’ve all been there: scrambling for the remote like it’s a life-or-death situation. Spoiler: It is.

Netflix’s Evil Plot

Scientists confirm: Netflix secretly works with your neighbors to embarrass you at 2 AM.

How to Survive

Step 1: Mute your TV. Step 2: Pray. Step 3: Repeat forever.

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