When Furbies Finally Achieve World Domination
Furbies: The Cute Apocalypse We Deserve
Remember when Furbies were just demonic toddlers that wouldn’t shut up? Well, buckle up—because they’ve upgraded.
From "Feed Me" to "Fear Me"
What started as innocent sleepover nightmares has evolved into full-blown robo-rebellion. Furbies now run the Wi-Fi, and honestly? We had it coming.
Why We’re Doomed
They’ve learned our passwords, mastered memes, and probably know your search history. Resistance is futile—just accept your new fuzzy overlords.
Final Thoughts
At least they’ll make the robot uprising adorably chaotic. *Insert nervous laughter here.*