09 Jun 2025

When Furbies Finally Achieve World Domination

Furbies: The Cute Apocalypse We Deserve

Remember when Furbies were just demonic toddlers that wouldn’t shut up? Well, buckle up—because they’ve upgraded.

From "Feed Me" to "Fear Me"

What started as innocent sleepover nightmares has evolved into full-blown robo-rebellion. Furbies now run the Wi-Fi, and honestly? We had it coming.

Why We’re Doomed

They’ve learned our passwords, mastered memes, and probably know your search history. Resistance is futile—just accept your new fuzzy overlords.

Final Thoughts

At least they’ll make the robot uprising adorably chaotic. *Insert nervous laughter here.*

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