The Struggle Is Real

Ah, birthdays—the one day a year you’re legally allowed to judge people’s gift-giving skills. And yet, somehow, you still end up with a toaster that only burns bread and a candle that smells like regret.

Why Do They Even Bother?

We’ve all been there. You unwrap a gift with fake enthusiasm, only to find something that’s either useless, ugly, or both. Like, thanks, Aunt Karen, but I haven’t collected porcelain dolls since I was seven.

The Top Useless Gift Offenders

• Expired coupon books
• A single sock (where’s the other one?)
• A "unique" mug that’s just a mug

How to React Like a Pro

Smile, say "Wow, just what I needed!" and then donate it immediately. Everyone wins (except you, because you still have no idea what to do with that bizarre chia pet).