Robot Vacuum Falls in Love With Corner

21 Jan 2026

Robot Vacuum Falls in Love With Corner

The Love Story You Didn’t Know You Needed

Once upon a firmware update, a robot vacuum named Robbie found true love: a lonely 90° corner. No swipe-right required—just tragic, pneumatic devotion.

How It Went Down

Robbie circled once, circled twice, then planted his brush motor at the baseboard like it was destiny. Pathfinding algorithms? Pfft. Love algorithms: 100%.

Public Reaction

Gen Z: "big mood." Boomers: "call the electrician." Pets: "absolutely betrayed." Everyone else: heart emojis and screenshots. Viral content = unlocked.

Key Takeaways

If your Roomba refuses to leave a corner, don’t rage-clean—send it therapy. Or a new corner. Same difference. IYKYK, ngl.