Welcome to Buffering Mode

Congrats — your brain just installed a permanent "loading" wheel. You will walk into rooms with purpose and exit with a philosophical gap where your keys and dignity used to be. It's not forgetfulness, it's a dramatic software update.

Common Glitches (a.k.a. daily life)

Left the stove on? Maybe. Left your phone in the fridge? Absolutely. Forgot what you walked in for? Classic. These are the tiny plot twists that make pregnancy a sitcom and your memory a very unreliable narrator.

Pro Tips From Survivors

Sticky notes are the new accessories. Set 37 alarms. Name everything you own. Put snacks in your purse like it's a survival bunker. If all else fails, blame "pregnancy brain" and move on — it works 99% of the time.

When to Panic (Spoiler: Rarely)

If you're losing whole days or important medical stuff, call someone. But if you're just Googling "where did I park?" for the third time — breathe, laugh, and take a selfie. You'll want the receipts for the chaos later.

Shareable Truths

Pregnancy brain is the universal excuse for looking like a confused raccoon in public. It's also the best conversation starter: "Wait, what were we talking about?" Instant empathy, instant memes, instant solidarity. Share and make someone feel seen.