22 May 2025

FBI Finally Hacks Linux, Gets a Seat

FBI Breaks into Linux, Demands a Chair

The FBI has been trying to infiltrate Linux for years, and it looks like they've finally succeeded - by getting a permanent seat.

Evidence Revealed

A shocking screenshot has surfaced, revealing the FBI's Linux login history: "asdf seat0 2025-05-22 02:38 (login screen)". The internet is in stitches.

The People Have Spoken

Netizens are having a field day, joking about the FBI's "major breakthrough" in Linux.

FBI's Linux Infiltration

The agency's "sophisticated" hacking skills are now the subject of memes and jokes across social media.

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