FBI Finally Hacks Linux, Gets a Seat
FBI Breaks into Linux, Demands a Chair
The FBI has been trying to infiltrate Linux for years, and it looks like they've finally succeeded - by getting a permanent seat.
Evidence Revealed
A shocking screenshot has surfaced, revealing the FBI's Linux login history: "asdf seat0 2025-05-22 02:38 (login screen)". The internet is in stitches.
The People Have Spoken
Netizens are having a field day, joking about the FBI's "major breakthrough" in Linux.
FBI's Linux Infiltration
The agency's "sophisticated" hacking skills are now the subject of memes and jokes across social media.